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March 10th, 2010

02:07 pm - Who's gonna "HERO UP"?
Prolly those that's seen the "Super Hero Squad Show" cartoon will get this.

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March 4th, 2010

02:10 pm - question & funny ha ha
1:22 PM 3/3/10 · I haven't ready any of the Star Trek novels since the last TNG movie came out. A recent chat with KevinniveK revealed that Data is back...in an improbably manner. Apparently his program uploads into B4 generated into a new version of him. That the inidividuality of B4 was overwhelmed by the force of Data's mind.

This seems unlikely given B4's much more primitive design.

Can anyone shed any light on this?

I run a jokes account on Twitter and I periodically google good sources for laugh inducements. Random 'star trek, jokes' the other night led me to a massive site of lists of such and I wanted to share that link...

...just after my favorite one.

Anyone that knows me fairly well should be aware that I despise Wesley Crusher to a likely unhealthy degree. He didn't bother me the first time I saw TNG all the way through but every time since has been sheer torture. Which is why this following list, especially #1, was just heavenly:

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Current Location: 94306
Current Mood: quixoticquixotic
Current Music: MonsterQuest

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February 3rd, 2010

10:05 am - Funny Ha Ha of the Day!
When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws, only catapults.
Current Location: 94070
Current Mood: quixoticquixotic

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December 28th, 2009

07:46 am - DON'T LOOK!!!!
What do you call a dead baby eating a dingo?

How many babies does it take to wallpaper a house?
Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What has four legs and one arm?
A doberman on a playground.

What's red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.

What's the difference between a baby and a dart board?
Dart boards don't bleed.

Thought of the day: I wonder how many babies it takes to make one bottle of baby oil.

What's red and lies in all four corners?
A baby playing with a chainsaw.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Current Mood: nauseatednauseated

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December 25th, 2009

07:51 am - spreading the cheer, warping friendslists....
XMAS morning comicsCollapse )

Of those 3 comics, which do you like the most?
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Current Mood: crazycrazy

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December 5th, 2009

08:20 am - A Peculiar Narrative [115 icons]
Icons inspired by illustrations warning of the dangers of electrocution -- horror (and humor) among the mundane…or whatever you may conjure. Mild nsfw warning: violent themes against men, women, children, and animals + a bit of corse language.

‽ credit: theidolhands
‽ comments appreciated
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‽ icons aren't bases

Why, I'm shocked!!

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November 18th, 2009

06:19 am - Astro Boy: Tetsuwan Atomu
✩ credit: theidolhands
✩ comments appreciated
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*click the "icon" tag to view ALL created.

SET #1 + SET #2

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October 30th, 2009

07:29 pm - Halloween Head Injuries

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October 24th, 2009

08:20 am - GAS MASKS #2 [115 icons]
Presenting another batch of 100x100 sqaures featuring the timeless appeal that is the gas mask, over the centuries, including those yet to come -- fun for the whole family & their trusty four-legged or winged companions.

Images include war-time international illustrations & modern paintings. Good anytime, but especially spooky near Halloween.

✠ credit: theidolhands
✠ comments appreciated
no hotlinking
✠ icons aren't bases


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October 21st, 2009

01:14 pm - boobage, boobies, boobs, chest horns
How many different words and/or phrases (whatever) can you come up with, or know, that refer to breasts?
Current Location: 94306
Current Mood: happyhappy
Current Music: Drumline

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